Hey, Geraldine, I saw some hoodlums smoking those funny marijuana cigarettes behind our house yesterday.
by jigglyjugs May 27, 2011
A bill, proposition 215, passed by the voters of California in 1996 to allow doctors to prescribe medical pot to their patients. Originally there was a narrow definition of what it could be prescribed for, such as glaucoma, AIDS, or cancer. Bill SB 420 expanded the definition of what it could be prescribed for including anxiety, depression, chronic farting, PMS, and ADHD among others. A patient will see a pot doc and get what is called a recommendation. With the recommendation, good for one year, a patient can by pot legally from the many dispensaries around the state.
Going into a legal pot for the first time I saw rays of light and heard angels singing my first time at a legal medical marijuana dispensery. A hippy chick greeted me with a warm, "Welcome brother!" I felt like I died and went to Amsterdam. They had all strains: indicas, sativas, and hybrids. They also had hot sauce, pot pizza, ice cream, sodas, tinctures, pot pills, and a large assortment of pipes, vaporizers, and bongs. My life would never be the same.
by blazingbob November 6, 2011
by sbizz December 12, 2013
Gay,retarded,dumb,stupid,queer,lame,killfagz!
Big tobacco companies put shit in cigarettes ON PURPOSE to make them more addictive and more deadly.This of course helps their sales and also helps the medical industry!
We used to have SLAVERY in this country and most of those slaves were forced to work on cotton and tobacco plantations.
That's where these big tobacco fucks come from.They have much support in congress and the government.
So how dare they tell me I can't smoke pot and how dare they call pot smokers immoral?
That's the pot calling the fucking kettle black!
THEY'RE IMMORAL!
Big tobacco companies put shit in cigarettes ON PURPOSE to make them more addictive and more deadly.This of course helps their sales and also helps the medical industry!
We used to have SLAVERY in this country and most of those slaves were forced to work on cotton and tobacco plantations.
That's where these big tobacco fucks come from.They have much support in congress and the government.
So how dare they tell me I can't smoke pot and how dare they call pot smokers immoral?
That's the pot calling the fucking kettle black!
THEY'RE IMMORAL!
EVERYONE SHOULD TAKE A HUGE FUCKING BONG HIT AND BLOW IT IN THESE COCKSUCKERS FACES!!!!
POT KILLS NOBODY!
BIG TOBACCO COMPANIES AND CONGRESS ARE IMMORAL!
Pot should be legalized outright!
FUCK MEDICAL MARIJUANA!
That's a no brainer!
If people are sick and pot can help them then let them have it and TO FUCKING HELL with what the CONGRESS and BIG TOBACCO KKK FAGS SAY ABOUT IT!
Doctors can prescribe morphine for fucks sake!
SUCK MY BALLS BITCHES!
POT KILLS NOBODY!
BIG TOBACCO COMPANIES AND CONGRESS ARE IMMORAL!
Pot should be legalized outright!
FUCK MEDICAL MARIJUANA!
That's a no brainer!
If people are sick and pot can help them then let them have it and TO FUCKING HELL with what the CONGRESS and BIG TOBACCO KKK FAGS SAY ABOUT IT!
Doctors can prescribe morphine for fucks sake!
SUCK MY BALLS BITCHES!
by lil timmy July 8, 2004
A seemingly long period of time. It occurs most often when under the influence of marijuana due to the altered state of mind. An actually short moment may seem to drag on forever.
Similar to: New York Minute
Similar to: New York Minute
Dude, that speech lasted a marijuana minute.
-Charlie
I know, I kept wondering if it was going to ever end
-Michael
How long have you been waiting to finally have sex with your girlfriend?
Guy #1
I don't know man. It's been a marijuana minute.
Guy #2
-Charlie
I know, I kept wondering if it was going to ever end
-Michael
How long have you been waiting to finally have sex with your girlfriend?
Guy #1
I don't know man. It's been a marijuana minute.
Guy #2
by mykeyhipshot January 22, 2010
A Marijuana Sauna is the act of smoking weed in any tightly sealed area where the smoke cannot escape. This causes the occupants of said area to breathe almost nothing but weed, which in turn causes them to get royally lit.
by Mr. Chadwick June 17, 2008
A make-believe condition invented by the pharmaceutical industry and the right wing politicians that they lobby and make contributions to.This "condition" was created in an effort to scare people into doing their drugs, which actually are addictive. If the multipurpose cure-all cannibis were decriminalized, the pharmaceutical industry would tank.
by the mutant June 24, 2005