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Medical marijuana 

A bill, proposition 215, passed by the voters of California in 1996 to allow doctors to prescribe medical pot to their patients. Originally there was a narrow definition of what it could be prescribed for, such as glaucoma, AIDS, or cancer. Bill SB 420 expanded the definition of what it could be prescribed for including anxiety, depression, chronic farting, PMS, and ADHD among others. A patient will see a pot doc and get what is called a recommendation. With the recommendation, good for one year, a patient can by pot legally from the many dispensaries around the state.
Going into a legal pot for the first time I saw rays of light and heard angels singing my first time at a legal medical marijuana dispensery. A hippy chick greeted me with a warm, "Welcome brother!" I felt like I died and went to Amsterdam. They had all strains: indicas, sativas, and hybrids. They also had hot sauce, pot pizza, ice cream, sodas, tinctures, pot pills, and a large assortment of pipes, vaporizers, and bongs. My life would never be the same.
Medical marijuana by blazingbob November 6, 2011
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Medical Marijuana 

High quality marijuana for medicinal use grown by experienced growers AKA "Stoners that know wtf they are doing" and sold to what are called "med. clinics, the clinic, cannabis club, etc" Alot of people think Medical marijuana is just government grown marijuana and its fake but, i have news for all you idiots. Its real and, its fantastic. you are missing out.
Ricky: I want some of that medical marijuana. Let's get some hash from THE CLINIC!
Joe: Lets go. im going to get Northern lights hash, God's gift purple and some bubble kush today.
Medical Marijuana by Ricky M. July 20, 2006

Medical Marijuana 

1. A fancy name for marijuana that causes people to spend more than they should on weed.

2. Throwing the word Medical with the word Marijuana will get pot legalized!

3. Weed that cost more than nuggs but really is nuggs with the name medical attatched.
1. I could bought two 8ths of nuggs for what I spent on this gram of medical marijuana.

2. Medical Marijuana should be legalized!

3. Man stop calling that shit Medical Marijuana, its nuggs there is no difference. For those of you who say there is, no no no there isn't. Money wast n fool!
Medical Marijuana by omega123180 February 27, 2010

medical marijuana 

Crap grown and sold by the Canadian Government to individuals requesting it who are in pain or have an ailment such as MS.
MS victim: "Dude, I just got on the list for some of that chronic medical marijuana."
Dude: "Error, you cannot use the word chronic in the same sentence as medical marijuana. The government obviously doesn't know where to get good enough seeds, or they don't want you to get too high so they sell you this shit. You could find a guy around here that could sell you a lot better shit than that for the same price."
medical marijuana by psiscott May 10, 2006

medical marijuanazation 

The process of implementing a program once a state's medical marijuana laws have been passed.
The Colorado organization is helping Arizona with the medical marijuanazation of their state.
medical marijuanazation by JDRism January 22, 2011
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