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Baddest bitch to ever exist. Has a normal resting bitch face but she’s cute and friendly. She’ll always be there for you when you need a friend and moments with her are indescribable. Name is unique just like her!

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mardory by Kuwdory November 22, 2021

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marjory

the most prettiest girl you'll ever meet, shes caring and helpful also nice , shes funny but could also break a bone when shes angry but overall shes perfect (:

That type of girl i like is marjory

marjory by yomamalol November 28, 2012

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Marjory Stewart-Baxter

*Another finger-puppet friend of Salad Fingers
who is the only female puppet out of all three puppets.
*A very beautiful woman.
*Someone who tastes' like sunshine dust.

"Marjory Stewart-Baxter, you taste like sunshine dust"
"You look like Marjory Stewart-Baxter"

Marjory Stewart-Baxter by Kristina Wallace January 13, 2006

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Marjory stoneman douglas high

A garbage filled highschool with incompetant teachers who assign too much homework, rich blonde bimbo bitches who sleep with everyone's boyfriend and a whole lot of weed.
aka: douglas, stoneman douglas, msd

guy 1: UGH I just found out i'm going to marjory stoneman douglas high next year
guy 2: Here's a gun, just kill yourself now

Marjory stoneman douglas high by Jessicaisrad June 14, 2008

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marjory

she's dope

she's a marjory!!!!

marjory by geomny69 May 9, 2009

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Marjory Stoneman Douglas

a school full of weird emo kids, furries, druggies, and white sga whores. bitches name zoey and shit like that be hoing around your boyfriend when in reality she and her friends are the ugliest bitches. these ugly idiotic bimbos will steal your man because they have 1 thousand followers.

friend: “i go to marjory stoneman douglas”
me: “i keep you in my prayers”

Marjory Stoneman Douglas by xoxoasianbitch November 22, 2019

pee paw margory daw

A cute way to say you're heading for a piss =)

I'll be back. Just going for a pee paw margory daw darling

pee paw margory daw by deehitcher October 23, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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