the most prettiest girl you'll ever meet, shes caring and helpful also nice , shes funny but could also break a bone when shes angry but overall shes perfect (:
Simply beautiful inside and out, just like the meaning of her name "Pearl". She has an awesome personality: smart, funny, kind, delicate yet fearless and strong when she needs. She may look like she don't give a fu** about anything but is honest and caring, and will always be there for you. She gonna leave you breathless upon initial meeting and not even be aware of it. All the guys think she's so gorgeous but she remains single.
Guy 1: dude, who is that? She's absolutely beautiful!
Guy 2: oooh, that, my friend...that's Marjory!
*Another finger-puppetfriend of Salad Fingers
who is the only female puppet out of all three puppets.
*A very beautiful woman.
*Someone who tastes' like sunshine dust.
"Marjory Stewart-Baxter, you taste like sunshine dust"
"You look like Marjory Stewart-Baxter"
A garbage filled highschool with incompetant teachers who assign too much homework, rich blonde bimbobitches who sleep with everyone's boyfriend and a whole lot of weed.
aka: douglas, stoneman douglas, msd
guy 1: UGH I just found out i'm going to marjory stoneman douglas high next year
guy 2: Here's a gun, just kill yourself now
a school full of weird emo kids, furries, druggies, and white sga whores. bitches name zoey and shit like that be hoing around your boyfriend when in reality she and her friends are the ugliest bitches. these ugly idiotic bimbos will steal your man because they have 1 thousand followers.
friend: “i go to marjory stoneman douglas”
me: “i keep you in my prayers”
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*