marchut

An absolute woman beater, often finds himself in verbal altercations at work

That guy calling out the inlet cowl is a marchut

marchut by Turtle tickler July 10, 2024

Marchturbation 

When you don't get invited to parties during march break so you spend your week masturbating.

I got a lot of needed marchturbation this week, way better than any party I could've asked for.

Marchturbation by RacistUrbanWhiteGirl July 22, 2016

marchulaitis 

An infection or inflamation of the marchul (the chubby stand by me kid with glasses portion of your soul & stomach) usually caused from receiving a ridiculous tattoo such as a space-ship or a coffee cup.

"I was going to go out drinking with my boss and co-workers, but my Marchulaitis is really acting up"

marchulaitis by DK dayo September 1, 2009

Marcheta

A girl's name, who is beautifully drop dead gorgeous, who has won beauty padgents!

Shes a strong, sexy, and dedicated woman. Every male wants to be around her, and is drawn to her beauty.

Boy 1: Dude did you just see Marcheta..shes soo effing hot!

Boy 2: Yeah man, i want to get myself a Marcheta

Marcheta by lulu lemon May 12, 2009

Marchtard 

Anybody in a marching band who actually enjoys participating in it. Not so much a derogatory term as a remark upon the sheer irrationality of having fun with an activity that requires so much time, sweat, and tears.

Johnny: I love measuring out yard lines on the beach so I can test my step size even when I'm away from my beloved field!
Swampfire: Whatever, marchtard.

Marchtard by C0urante September 13, 2011

marchitecture 

A portmanteau of "marketing" and "architecture". The result when the marketing department of a tech company has an excessive hand in the design of a product, often to the detriment of performance, though usually for the explicit purpose of driving the sale price up. Popularized by The Inquirer.

1. Does "centrino" actually do anything or is it just a piece of marchitecture?

2. Apple's OSX is totally being loaded down with marchitecture.

marchitecture by Isaac February 19, 2005

marcbutt 

A general name for a guy who makes disgusting jokes about butts, assholes, shit, etc. as well as sexual acts relating to butts and or shit. Marcbutt also knows the name of obscure sexual acts. Can be used as a term of endearment if you enjoy Marcbutt's jokes and knowledge.

A chick gave me a stingbug last night when we were fucking and it reminded me of Marcbutt.

marcbutt by NiGroo May 17, 2011