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the maplesden noakes school 

A school in maidstone filled with emos and arseholes. The headteacher has got more ass than sleep by the looks of his eye bags, and the place is run by nonces.
what school do you go to?
the maplesden noakes school
you must get nonced on often.

Maplestan 

Did y'all see that maplestani chick play the lüftguitar last night?
Maplestan by Hector Morientes August 15, 2007

Maplesexual 

A person who loves Canada, AND only Canada.

Is somewhat related to Amesexual but instead of America it's Canada

- (Random person on internet)
"Im a Maplesexual!"
Maplesexual by MaypleSyrupManCanada September 2, 2020
It's a way of saying "in Canada" or describing Canada in relation to other parts of the world.
Ivan: "Hey Phil, you gonna be in Toronto this weekend?"
Phil: "Nah man, I'm in Vegas til Tuesday"
Ivan: "Alright, let's grab a beer when you get back mapleside"
Phil: "Sounds good, friend!"
Ivan: "I'm not your friend, buddy!!"
Phil: "I'm not your buddy, guy!!!"
Drake: "He's not your guy, friend!!!!"
mapleside by ivanstyle January 18, 2017

Maplesexual 

A Maplesexual is a person who loves Canada and only Canada!

It's similar to Amesexual but instead you love Canada!
"I'ma Maplesexual!!!"
Maplesexual by MaypleSyrupManCanada September 2, 2020