A school in maidstone filled with emos and arseholes. The headteacher has got more ass than sleep by the looks of his eye bags, and the place is run by nonces.

what school do you go to?
the maplesden noakes school
you must get nonced on often.

the maplesden noakes school by local_munter April 25, 2024

Maplestan

Another word for Canada

Did y'all see that maplestani chick play the lüftguitar last night?

Maplestan by Hector Morientes August 15, 2007

Maplesexual

A person who loves Canada, AND only Canada.

Is somewhat related to Amesexual but instead of America it's Canada

- (Random person on internet)

"Im a Maplesexual!"

Maplesexual by MaypleSyrupManCanada September 2, 2020

mapleside

It's a way of saying "in Canada" or describing Canada in relation to other parts of the world.

Ivan: "Hey Phil, you gonna be in Toronto this weekend?"
Phil: "Nah man, I'm in Vegas til Tuesday"
Ivan: "Alright, let's grab a beer when you get back mapleside"
Phil: "Sounds good, friend!"
Ivan: "I'm not your friend, buddy!!"
Phil: "I'm not your buddy, guy!!!"
Drake: "He's not your guy, friend!!!!"

mapleside by ivanstyle January 18, 2017

Maplesexual

A Maplesexual is a person who loves Canada and only Canada!

It's similar to Amesexual but instead you love Canada!

"I'ma Maplesexual!!!"

Maplesexual by MaypleSyrupManCanada September 2, 2020

reece mapleson

biggest meme in the world

wow when i grow up i wanna be a reece mapleson

reece mapleson by sir person with a name December 15, 2016

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026