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Maof its something unspeakable, it makes you happy and your body feels like someone cleaned it from the inside. Once the penis is in,you feel like your on a cloud of joy, the penis is so big that he can turn you into a kabab on a stick. Most likely to leave before you get to tell him your name
Me: hey baby, wanna do something
The bitch: I want you to maof my fat ass
Maof by Ima shel itay November 21, 2021
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Maof is something incredible. Once the penis is in you fell like your on a cloud of joy and happiness. The penis is so big that it can turn you into a kebab on a stick. Most likely to leave you before you get to tell him your name
Me:what you wanna do baby
The hoe: I want you to maof my fat ass.
maof by Ima shel itay November 22, 2021
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-the first sei of diz world was by canary3331 a user of roblox in 2015
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Aim di MLG kipa maofoker
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Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
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Nerd neck 

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What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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