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Masculating 

Masculating, (mass-cue-lating)

The act of strutting one's stuff online.

An overt display of masculinity generally performed by males to attract females in a chat room.

Very simular to apes beating on their chest to display their Might and draw attention to themselves, but generally done in text.

An online form of male masturbation.
"if he doesn't quit masculating himself, we're going to have to get our boots on, it's getting pretty deep"
"Oh yeah, I can run faster then that!"
"I have the fastest car"
"I can kick his ass"
"I can have sex all night without stopping"
"yes ma 'am, when it comes to size down there, I've made pony's blush" and so on..
Masculating by DjDave71 March 4, 2008
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e-masculating

1. The act of treating everyone you interact with on the internet is a male.
2. Assuming that everyone on the internet is male.
E-masculating has kept me from accidentally agreeing to hook up with strangers from the internet as they are probably all guys.
e-masculating by Telemonian May 30, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026