A guy you are not officially dating but he takes you to parties, buys you things (drugs, food, etc) and fucks you at night (or day). He treats you like a girlfriend only when you are together in person, not otherwise. Basically a friend with benefits+arm candy+sugar daddy.
Also, you can have multiple mancandies depending on how many friend circles you have and where you are going to go with each of them. One may take you to parties while another may take you to movies.
"I'd go but my mancandy wants me to stop by his place before we go to _____'s party"
"_____ found out about my other mancandy, and he is SO pissed. I guess he didn't understand how all this works, we are NOT dating"
man candy man-kan-dee n. A delicious, delectable, scrumptious little niblet of happiness which tickles one's fancy and satisfies one's sweet tooth while bringing a flavorful abundance of zing to one's lips and appearing as a Greek god descending from the heavens of the male specimen.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*