man wind 

The essence of a man’s fart, body, and breath captured in a bottle and used as cologne to attract females.

Dude, my man wind totally blew her away!

man wind by Kalvin Klein December 30, 2019

Wind Man

A "wind man" is the opposite of a wing man. The wind man is usually socially inept, especially when it comes to meeting women. He gets nervous, talks too much, laughs like a hyena and generally ruins it for any guy stupid enough to be hanging out with him.

Hey Carl! Come with! Me and Ralphie and Eugene are going down to Chugalug to scam some biyatches!

Carl: Pass. Eugene is the biggest wind man in town.

Last time I went out with him, he asked this hot

white chick and her hot black friend if they were

twins! That asshole gets more nervous than a

Japanese beaver on crack!

Wind Man by SimpleSpyman September 19, 2009

man in the window 

A booger clearly visible in the nostril of yourself or someone with whom you are trying to have a conversation.

Later, and to my horror, in the washroom mirror I discovered that I had conducted the entire job interview sporting a Man in the Window

man in the window by S. Marmon January 29, 2008

window man

When you are having sex with someone in any position that has you behind your partner, ( doggystyle, anal, etc... ) Before you engage in intercourse, Face your partner to a window then start having sex in one of the previously mentioned positions. Then, tell her you need to use the bathroom really quick and not to move from her position so she will be ready when you get back, but instead have your friend come in and start having sex with her in previously said position. Then walk yourself outside in front of the window and start waving.

''Hey dude you wanna pull the window man on this chick i just met tonight at the club?''

''Hell yeah bro''

window man by emilbus January 5, 2009

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM 

something that is pretty damn invisible!

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011

a dead man falling out of a window

When the penis slips through the hole at the front of a man's underwear

Jeff: Why did I hear your sister scream last night?

Joe: Not incest, she just saw a dead man falling out of a window.

a dead man falling out of a window by AndyOliAustin November 2, 2014

The Windmill Man 

The Windmill man is a fat man who likes to fuck small, tiny and fragile little boys. He sits on his computer all day, fucking small children on his very gross gaming chair. He has a very bad youtube channel where he post shit content. The Windmill man will be fucking doxxed because he is so fucking unlikable. I hope The Windmill man dies, I also hope he changes his bad, bad, bad fucking name. He doesn't deserve to be called "the", which implies that he is someone, which he is clearly not.

Oh hahah you did a The Windmill Man (post a shitty youtube video, while fucking little children)

The Windmill Man by Fuck Windmill Man August 3, 2022