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This is self-descriptive, isn't it? If a man is so fat that he needs a bra, he got man titties! If a man got titties, it's time to lay off the ice cream and start doing push-ups!
Put your damn shirt on, Bob! I don't wanna look at those nasty man titties!
by Nasty Nate June 18, 2003
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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breasts on a man

a sign to lay off the bacon double cheesburgers & super-sized fries

also known as man boobs
Hey, Tony... when you & your woman make love WHO SUCKS WHO'S TITTIES?!
by Bozz Hawg May 05, 2004
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a man so fat that he has to call other people fat so to try and occupy him from relizing he's go BOOBS, needs a bra, and should probably start going to the gym more often.

Both my brother and unlce have big man titties and need to wear a bra.
by Lola 620 February 22, 2007
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