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@ebrake yeah, why don't you put together a Tea Party get-together in Florida and jack-off all over the crowd like at a sweet GWAR show too? That would be great and would definitely send a message. People would be stoked to bask in your MAN SQUEEZE.
by duskins December 9, 2010
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Man Squeeze

A man squeeze is the accepted term for a male slut

A slut, in case your unsure of the definition, is a woman that has had sexual relations with multiple partners. And a man squeeze is just the male version.
Franklin: Wow, I never knew Rico was such a slut!
Betty: Yeah, I know, he's such a man squeeze!
by she-lo lo August 5, 2008
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Machu Pichu: Hey did your girlfriend give you a hand job?
J-Kwon: Nah, not really, it was more of a man squeeze.
by J-kwon!!!!!! January 11, 2008
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squeezing a man balls

So i realy enjoy hearing the satifying sound of balls being popped . You should grab a man's jewels as hard as you can and squeeze until you hear a pop then and continue for a little bit. if they aren't screaming you did it wrong. you can add something to bust his balls well. Like my friend always told me if a man annoys you kick them in between there legs where it hurts. It also hurts there dick so if you want to be cruel pull very hard on it till it looks like it will pull off.
squeezing a man balls
nerd*bumps into me*
girl*knees him in the nuts then grabs boys balls very hard and squeezes*
boy*screaming in pian *
girl* smiling and whistles to her dog then squeezes harder till boy startes shouting*
boy*crying and screaming and whining*
girl*kicks him it the balls twice the lets the boy fall down and stomp on his nuts till he cry's
girl*allows dog to finish him off by biting at it
girl*laughs *don't bump into me next time,take the pain like a man
boy*dies*
by jink234 September 7, 2023
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mainsqueeze

Like a boyfriend.
Or used also as a term for friends.
"Aye though do you got a mainsqueeze?"
"I'ma kick it with my mainsqueezes later."
by ohwowsapalooza April 28, 2007
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