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Obsequious male who sniffs after a suitor, male or female, who is way out of his league who will be expected to put up with all of the drudgery of a relationship with none of the benefits, most pointedly without any sex. He will be called upon to act as pyschotherapist, answer 4am phone calls, and provide transportation at a moments notice, without any complaints whatsoever.
Woman 1: "Do you guys do it?"

Woman 2: "Are you kidding, OF COURSE NOT, he's just a man pet!"
man pet by BamKablam September 15, 2011
1. Any male human being, particularly any metrosexual man, serving as a pet, usually to rich gay men, fussy old queens, or, occassionally, to a dominatrix.
"Hey Steve! Check out my new man-pet! Isn't he adorable?!"
man-pet by jaslene July 8, 2007
A fictional man who you consider your bitch. You may feel attraction to this man, but that is irrelevant because if he were real you would not have feelings for him. It is common for liking the pet man to be a personality trait.
Samantha won’t stop talking about her pet man, Diluc from Genshin Impact. She’s retweeted 15 shirtless pics of him in the past hour.
Pet Man by Dimitrimajima March 29, 2022

Ah baf man gaffi gaffi North Face pet

When you put a XTC-pill or another pill containing the substance “MDMA” in someones mouth without him wanting this.
Hey ah baf man gaffi gaffi North Face pet.

Nooooo man die guy is al fucktop genoeg en heb geen zin in gezeik met wouten

man petrol 

A name given to high strength dirt cheap alcohol found in large plastic bottles aka jerry cans or tankers
The lads needed a bit of a rev up for a big night out Johny turned up with a few tankers of man petrol and instantly everyone was on the tear
man petrol by Luke Doyle June 2, 2016

Crazy man Petreboy

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He is such a Crazy man Petreboy