man padding

When a man strategically sits between his friend and another guy or girl in the group that is found to be annoying, thus acting as social padding for his friend.

"Man, I can't stand John's girlfriend. Can I get some man padding from you so I don't have to sit next to the bitch?"

man padding by clarendonnights April 8, 2009

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man pudding

A dollop of sperm.

What's for dinner? Well.. how about I serve you up some man pudding bitch?

man pudding by Dead April 22, 2003

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man-pudding

Use your imagination...Wanna try mine???

I like my man-pudding when it's warm!
MMMM PIE!!! (Weeble's stuff right here, fo' shizzl:-)

man-pudding by j-dawg134531 August 6, 2006

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Man Pudding

A derogatory term for extra thick seamen/sperm

Guido was wanking off and made Man Pudding

Man Pudding by Raven2099 May 18, 2008

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another man's pudding

having sex with someone else's partner

I will never eat another man's pudding

another man's pudding by Uz- Warrington July 13, 2021

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

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Regular Degular

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.

Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023

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