man padding

When a man strategically sits between his friend and another guy or girl in the group that is found to be annoying, thus acting as social padding for his friend.

"Man, I can't stand John's girlfriend. Can I get some man padding from you so I don't have to sit next to the bitch?"

by clarendonnights April 8, 2009

man pudding

A dollop of sperm.

What's for dinner? Well.. how about I serve you up some man pudding bitch?

by Dead April 22, 2003

man-pudding

Use your imagination...Wanna try mine???

I like my man-pudding when it's warm!
MMMM PIE!!! (Weeble's stuff right here, fo' shizzl:-)

by j-dawg134531 August 6, 2006

Man Pudding

A derogatory term for extra thick seamen/sperm

Guido was wanking off and made Man Pudding

by Raven2099 May 18, 2008

another man's pudding

having sex with someone else's partner

I will never eat another man's pudding

by Uz- Warrington July 13, 2021