The name 'man cold' disguises the true terrible, debilitating disease that is the man cold. Nearly all men will die from man colds unless they are administered immediately with large amounts of mindless TV such as daytime TV, or childrens' cartoons. It is essential that they not move from bed or a comfy sofa to allow for rehabilitation, and must have tissues and man cold medicine (such as chocolate biscuits, McDonalds, or a nice cup of tea) brought to them constantly by a nearby female.
by j11119999 January 23, 2006
"allow it" means to just leave something alone, or don't worry about it. People in West London say this quite often.
by ak47 February 27, 2004
An affliction, usually caught by boyfriends or husbands, exhibiting cold-like symptoms, but no one has ever been as sick or tired as one who catches the mancold.
by moniquedeco July 27, 2010
Only men get man colds. They are the worst colds you can get. They are near-fatal. Your man will not be able to lift a finger for two weeks, if you are lucky.
"Hey S, wanna come bowling?"
"Nah, I need to look after M, he's got a cold."
"Psshhht. That's daft, we've all got the sniffles, I mean, it is November!"
"No, I mean he's got a man cold. He's dying, the usual, blaha blaha..."
"Ah. Then he'd be miserable company anyway! So how about you come on your own?"
"Nah, I need to look after M, he's got a cold."
"Psshhht. That's daft, we've all got the sniffles, I mean, it is November!"
"No, I mean he's got a man cold. He's dying, the usual, blaha blaha..."
"Ah. Then he'd be miserable company anyway! So how about you come on your own?"
by SaraJW August 29, 2005
When a man (typically a father) sneezes, coughs or feels a little cold and then takes 1-3 days off and claims to be severely ill
by Squidsy24 November 26, 2019
a man cold is found exclusivley upon the Y chromosome. this particular strand of the common cold results in individuals acting like a little bitch and crying about a stuffy nose. treatments for this include: suck it up, we dont care, and we're not your mother.
Synonyms: baby, little bitch, mammas boy.
antonym: the woman cold in which a woman can be dying of internal bleeding and manage to pass it off as just a flesh wound.
Synonyms: baby, little bitch, mammas boy.
antonym: the woman cold in which a woman can be dying of internal bleeding and manage to pass it off as just a flesh wound.
male: I officially have a man cold. I will not move from my bed and must have tissues and other man cold medicine (lots of chocolate and herbal tea) brought to me on demand by a nearby female.
female: suck it up and take advil ya chud
female: suck it up and take advil ya chud
by throughthehaze January 10, 2012
A particularly virulent strain of rhinovirus that incapacitated men and deuces them to whimpering trolls. It is 100% survivable for men. There are no survivability statistics for women due to the fact that any female that contracts the ManCold dies within hours.
I had a ManCold last week and I couldnβt get our bed for three days. My old lady caught it, weβre burying her tomorrow.
by 'da hammer January 29, 2020
Apr 16 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose