malliwap

To slap someone with your dick

I'm gonna Malliwap you

malliwap by MRSWENTZDA1ST March 6, 2008

malliwhap 

To trick, mislead or deceive at some level. Is usually used to pursue a hidden agenda or play a practical joke.

"You just got malliwhapped!"

malliwhap by SoCalSteve09 April 22, 2009

Maliwap 

An alias commonly used by the underground hate group responsible for such actions as the assassination of JFK. They also orchestrated the mass trampling of the Walmart guy during Christmas.

Who is Maliwap? Yo man...don't say that aloud, someone could hear you!

Maliwap by Maliwap March 27, 2009