malliwap

To slap someone with your dick

I'm gonna Malliwap you

malliwap by MRSWENTZDA1ST March 6, 2008

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malliwhap

To trick, mislead or deceive at some level. Is usually used to pursue a hidden agenda or play a practical joke.

"You just got malliwhapped!"

malliwhap by SoCalSteve09 April 22, 2009

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Maliwap

An alias commonly used by the underground hate group responsible for such actions as the assassination of JFK. They also orchestrated the mass trampling of the Walmart guy during Christmas.

Who is Maliwap? Yo man...don't say that aloud, someone could hear you!

Maliwap by Maliwap March 27, 2009

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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