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[malditas drogas]

Spanish for "damned drugs"; similar to WTF. Said when someone says/does something stupid/random/WTF-worthy.
Guy: *singing when he thinks no one's watching*
Other Guy: *shaking head* "Malditas drogas."
[malditas drogas] by zomfgface January 18, 2009

Maldito seas estado de Israel 

Epic phrase said by Chávez in 2010.
"Darling, my parents will come. Pls, don't speak about politicc"

*Parents arrive*

"Maldito seas estado de Israel!"
Spanish for damn (used as an adjective. Not to just say "damn"). Can also be maldita for feminine nouns.
Ese maldito perro no deja de ladrar.
That damn dog won't stop barking.

Si crees eso, eres un maldito idiota.
If you believe that, you're a damn fool.
Maldito by PaQueSepas April 2, 2019

tu maldita madre 

tu maldita madre is like the worse thing that you could tell somebody in DR (dominican republic) is a mix of fuck you and mother fucker
mira hijo de tu maldita madre que carajo tu ta haciendo
Maldit is the english derivative of the spanish word maldita. In English it is used for describing someone who is utterly hopless and stupid. Pronounced "mal-deet".
Dany: Hey maldit (Tasha), get your ass over here!
Irene: Yea what a freakin stupid ass.
Tasha: (falls down seventeen flights of stairs holding tray of pies)
Dany: wow waita be a maldit AGAIN Tasha.
Maldit by Flargin-Hinden-Burg October 7, 2009

Puta Maldita 

Puta Maldita: a naughty girl. A girl who exhibits poor moral fiber and rejects ideas of restraint when it comes to anonymous sex and acting responsible. Alternatively, a Puta Maldita is a girl who can do what needs to be done when sexual energy can no longer be contained. Puta Malditas are also rumored to have fanged vaginas that can give painful circumcisions to unwary males.
Inez is a puta maldita. She went through every man at the gathering last night, paying no attention to blatant pornographic views provided by her activities being conducted on top of a glass ceiling. However, there was a subtle note of approval from the conservative Jewish faction known to support fringe anarchist artists.
Puta Maldita by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016