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malcthomp 

An individual who has been entrusted to manage a project but does so by merely forwarding emails to third parties asking them to do the work.
"He's such a malcthomp - he spends the morning just clicking the forward button on Microsoft Outlook then spends the afternoon in the garden while we do the work."

Believed to be scottish in origin from the Nairn region, although in the Forth Valley area referred to as a 'malcy'
malcthomp by Lord Sproston July 24, 2009
Words you can keep

capital malcompliance 

The direct disobedience of your local civil protection unit.
"Attention: You have been charged with:
243 Assault on Civil Protection Team
Capital Malcompliance
Divisice Sociocidal Counter-Obeyance

You have been judged guilty by civil protection, all units deliver terminal verdict immediately"

Capital Malcompliance 

The direct disobedience of your local Combine Civil Authority.
"Attention; You have been charged with: 243 Assault on Protection Team,
Capital Malcompliance,
Divisive Sociocidal Counter-Obeyance."

"You have been judged guilty by Civil Protection teams, all units deliver terminal verdict immediately."

malcompetence 

A portmanteau word combining "malicious" and "incompetent." Coined by playwright Max Sparber to describe the behavior of President George W. Bush.
Do not misunderestimate the malcompetence of the administration.
malcompetence by Astro Zombie July 22, 2008
When u get destroyed off loans (especially loan mbappe) during fut champions
“ I just got machomped “
Machomped by Markages October 12, 2021
Someone ugly on the inside.
Typically drives a tricked out two door Honda with a converitble top, with the license plate that reads "MACHOMP" (this was a real experience)
Wow, that guy in the tricked out Honda is a total douchebag.
Yeah, he is pretty much a machomp.
machomp by carijewell August 20, 2008
A family of demonic predators. All are fierce fighters who don't care if they win, they are in it for the chaos. Skilled in many ancient fighting techniques, their strongest weapon is the cold, uncaring, thoughtless purpose of destruction
The demon is coming, it's a malchom.... run
malchom by acheronparthenopaeus July 18, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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