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malcthomp 

An individual who has been entrusted to manage a project but does so by merely forwarding emails to third parties asking them to do the work.
"He's such a malcthomp - he spends the morning just clicking the forward button on Microsoft Outlook then spends the afternoon in the garden while we do the work."

Believed to be scottish in origin from the Nairn region, although in the Forth Valley area referred to as a 'malcy'
malcthomp by Lord Sproston July 24, 2009
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capital malcompliance 

The direct disobedience of your local civil protection unit.
"Attention: You have been charged with:
243 Assault on Civil Protection Team
Capital Malcompliance
Divisice Sociocidal Counter-Obeyance

You have been judged guilty by civil protection, all units deliver terminal verdict immediately"

Capital Malcompliance 

The direct disobedience of your local Combine Civil Authority.
"Attention; You have been charged with: 243 Assault on Protection Team,
Capital Malcompliance,
Divisive Sociocidal Counter-Obeyance."

"You have been judged guilty by Civil Protection teams, all units deliver terminal verdict immediately."

malcompetence 

A portmanteau word combining "malicious" and "incompetent." Coined by playwright Max Sparber to describe the behavior of President George W. Bush.
Do not misunderestimate the malcompetence of the administration.
malcompetence by Astro Zombie July 22, 2008
When u get destroyed off loans (especially loan mbappe) during fut champions
“ I just got machomped “
Machomped by Markages October 12, 2021
Someone ugly on the inside.
Typically drives a tricked out two door Honda with a converitble top, with the license plate that reads "MACHOMP" (this was a real experience)
Wow, that guy in the tricked out Honda is a total douchebag.
Yeah, he is pretty much a machomp.
machomp by carijewell August 20, 2008
A family of demonic predators. All are fierce fighters who don't care if they win, they are in it for the chaos. Skilled in many ancient fighting techniques, their strongest weapon is the cold, uncaring, thoughtless purpose of destruction
The demon is coming, it's a malchom.... run
malchom by acheronparthenopaeus July 18, 2018
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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