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Malcramé 

Akin to fragging. Sabotaging a packed parachute by tying its lines together, which results in the parachute not deploying correctly and the user suffering injuries or getting killed in the ensuing high-speed crash. Some examples of malcramé occurred in a Russian airborne troops training center where cadets sabotaged their instructor's main and backup chute in this manner as a revenge for constant bullying and harassment on his behalf.
"I've had it with that bastard NCO and his bullying. We're doing training jumps tomorrow, let's malcramé his chutes and be rid of him for good.
Malcramé by Myrmycoleon July 9, 2025

Macramento 

Jesse: ay man, where you from?
Terrence: i'm from that macramento. yadadimean
Macramento by JandM June 12, 2005

Macramento 

the ghetto hood way to say sacramento-made famous by mac dre
i live in macramento
Macramento by dbone January 4, 2006

macramé queen 

can be found in the song "Crystal Baller" by Third Eye Blind. this means a girl that wears a macramé halter top with no fear. She has to be completely aware and comfortable of her surroundings. The environment she is in is safe because the weather is warm.
That girl is a macramé queen.

macramed to the couch 

verb. Extremely intoxicated or high to the point of non-movement.
After smoking an ounce of weed, John was macramed to the couch for eight hours.
macramed to the couch by Webster1988 September 23, 2008

Macramento day 

Macramento day is on November 21st on dis day all da gangs in Sacramento will go out n start shit, da activities on dis day will include Fights, Robbery’s, Drive Bys, Taggin Yo Turf, n more, if your from Sacramento California and dont participate in da holiday you a sucka.
OakParkBloods: On Macramento day we pullin up on dem soft ass meadowview niggas

MeadowViewBloods: Jus wait n see we finna catch you n da sucka ass east side piru niggas slippin
Macramento day by Sacpolotics October 22, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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