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malcramé

Setting up the killing of a more senior officer or NCO by a subordinate using some type of cordage such as rope or twine
"Ivan did a little malcramé on the Lieutenant's parachute before the jump. Problem solved."
by malcramé July 9, 2025
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Malcramé

Akin to fragging. Sabotaging a packed parachute by tying its lines together, which results in the parachute not deploying correctly and the user suffering injuries or getting killed in the ensuing high-speed crash. Some examples of malcramé occurred in a Russian airborne troops training center where cadets sabotaged their instructor's main and backup chute in this manner as a revenge for constant bullying and harassment on his behalf.
"I've had it with that bastard NCO and his bullying. We're doing training jumps tomorrow, let's malcramé his chutes and be rid of him for good.
by Myrmycoleon July 9, 2025
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Macramento

Jesse: ay man, where you from?
Terrence: i'm from that macramento. yadadimean
by JandM June 12, 2005
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Macramento

the ghetto hood way to say sacramento-made famous by mac dre
i live in macramento
by dbone January 4, 2006
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macramé queen

can be found in the song "Crystal Baller" by Third Eye Blind. this means a girl that wears a macramé halter top with no fear. She has to be completely aware and comfortable of her surroundings. The environment she is in is safe because the weather is warm.
by answerinthesmile June 10, 2010
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macramed to the couch

verb. Extremely intoxicated or high to the point of non-movement.
After smoking an ounce of weed, John was macramed to the couch for eight hours.
by Webster1988 September 23, 2008
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Macramento day

Macramento day is on November 21st on dis day all da gangs in Sacramento will go out n start shit, da activities on dis day will include Fights, Robbery’s, Drive Bys, Taggin Yo Turf, n more, if your from Sacramento California and dont participate in da holiday you a sucka.
OakParkBloods: On Macramento day we pullin up on dem soft ass meadowview niggas

MeadowViewBloods: Jus wait n see we finna catch you n da sucka ass east side piru niggas slippin
by Sacpolotics October 22, 2020
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