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Making mustard 

The act of urinating, mid anal coitus, into the recipients shitpipe while continually thrusting, until a foamy gelatinous Dijon ring is created around the base of your shaft. Most easily accomplished with morning wood, prior to cracking the seal of your 1st skanky, beer induced, chlamydia flavored amberbach piss of the day.
Since my boyfriend Steve's bladder has the capacity of an oil tanker, I made good use of my boner and urgently eminent need to piss by making mustard in his hairy, vacuous dick storage, to be used later that evening as a condiment for a lovely roast beef dinner.
Making mustard by Little Jonn August 20, 2024

making mustard 

when a bloke opens his anal cavity and lets out stink air (fart) followed by a huge announcement of making mustard in his pants.
oh man i just saw elias walking down the street and he was TOTALLY making mustard when we made eye contact!
making mustard by mcdih April 20, 2025

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026