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making monkey

having sexual intercourse with a person of preferred sex
me: sorry i didn’t answer your call, i was making monkey
making monkey by peeandpoopoo November 7, 2020

making monkey

“sorry i didn’t answer your email i was making monkey”
making monkey by peeandpoopoo November 7, 2020

Making money 

Another word for beating you meat or jacking off
Mikey get out the bathroom. Stop making money. Ur gonna break the bank
Making money by 2manybr0ken August 11, 2020

making money hand over fist 

visiting the sperm bank,as a means of supplemental income.
>kevin exits sperm bank<
kevins friends "hey theres kevin,wow, he's making money hand over fist"

making money moves 

making money moves is another way of saying ur texting hoes
person (A) wyd rn (b) making money moves
making money moves by bella_wella September 8, 2023

Passive Money Making 

income where you are not directly involved
he used a passive money making stratergy to gain 100 bucks
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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