make your own sandwich

Resorting to masturbation due to lack of womanly contact, pleasuring yourself, etc

Person 1: Wow, i wish i had a girlfriend...
Person 2: Why? do you keep having to make your own sandwich?

by backoftheface October 18, 2010

Go make your own goddamn sandwich

What you say someone when he/she tells you to go make them a sandwich without asking nicely

Yo' go make me a sandwich!

Go make your own goddamn sandwich you lazy ass.

by Willoe June 19, 2011