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Make shit happen 

- Something you can say you're going to do as an excuse to get drunk with a "purpose" which is to "make shit happen".

The idea is that planning out an evening is stupid. The key is to start drinking and let the booze take you on a journey.

"Making shit happen" is purposely vague as to allow your imagination to conjur up images of whatever drunken revelry it can.

- An excuse to attempt an awesome but usually ineffective play in a game or sport

- Change the game

- Create a ridiculous situation one way or another, usually involving alochol and/or bad judgement.
People sitting at home:

P1: "What are doing tonight?

P2: "Nothin much, why?"
P1: "Figured we could get drunk and make shit happen"
P2: "I'm there."

People playing beer pong:

P1: "What the hell dude that was a stupid-ass off-the-wall bounce"

P2: "I don't know about you but I'm tryin to make shit happen here, we're down 8 cups! If I make that shot that's a moral victory right there, not to mention the 2 cups it puts down. Good shot in my book."

Playing basket ball person one pulls up from 28 feet: "NBA THREE!" *air ball*

Treammate "What the fuck was that?"

P1: "Making shit happen dude, what the hell are YOU doing to help the team win?"

Teammate: "God dammit..."
Make shit happen by PBEARodactyl January 25, 2011
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026