make a mess

The aftermath of a man's orgasm will "make a mess" if it is not contained by a condom, a mouth, a vagina, or an anus. In other words, it is allowed to spray and land either on the man or on his partner or partners or on the sheets or the floor or anywhere else.

My girlfriend never wants me to make a mess, even when I am masterbating around her. When I masterbate, I have to call her over when I am ready and she has me cum in her mouth after which she swallows so I don't make a mess.

make a mess by BRD October 24, 2004

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make a mess

to take a shit

Man, I just made a mess in the bathroom. Careful.

make a mess by Rdizzy September 24, 2003

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make a mess

co-mingling of body fluids, wet spot, etc

lets' make a mess!

make a mess by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

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make mine a MESS!

comment to make after observing a relatively 'statuesque' human!

-indication you could "make sticky" really rapidly upon finding yourself in the 'right' circumstances with the person. (male OR female!) -also; good t-shirt slogan, or bumper sticker!

(you heard it HERE first!!)

jim observed the hard-bodied equestrian, stating: make mine a mess!

a body-builder at the gay bar had leon exclaiming, make mine a MESS!

judy mistook a gay olympian for 'straight', stating; make mine a mess!

make mine a MESS! by michael foolsley January 12, 2012

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The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper

A mind blowing amazing machine that the world of science has ever known.

"The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper is a fantastic science project

The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper by sparklingjewels April 19, 2010

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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