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Poo Magic 

The bizarre actions of a crazed/mentally ill individual or individuals, which seem to make complete sense to them for an esoteric reason ie: vabbing, self-harm, wierd tweaker gesticulation or fecal graffiti.
Poo Magician/Poo Witch/Poo Wizard
Oh no, a poo magic practitioner.
It's poo magic, just get some help!
Ah, the local poo magician/witch/wizard.
Poo Magic by Le Moncurd July 22, 2024

magic poop

Magic poop is when you take a shit, wipe and there is nothing on the toilet paper!
magic poop by Daphuk October 17, 2015

magic poon 

Vagina in which a man cums in under 5 seconds
magic poon by Bdb2019 January 18, 2019

magic pooh 

1. noun., The highest quality indoor marijuana or dank.
2. noun., High grade marijuana usually with very pungent smell and very sticky textures, far exceeding normal stickyness.
Hey brah, follow me to my buddy's house to smoke the magic pooh.
magic pooh by Jake Alaff January 16, 2006

Magic Poon Bus 

A bunch of women that are from a school of magic who are also ladies of the night.
For my brother's bachelor party, we went downtown Salem and all of us caught The Magic Poon Bus!
Magic Poon Bus by BeatleBabe007 September 25, 2024

Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic) 

In order to achieve a "Kaki Kessem", there must be no feces on your first wipe after secreting bodily fluids out your bum. If the wiping process exceeds 1 wiping motion, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem"

Some Rules:
If there are enough feces to require you to even begin a second wipe, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem".
Similar to the "tuck rule" in the NFL, if you reach for the toilet paper for a second time but decline to touch it, you have achieved a "Kaki Kessem", it is only when the player actually makes contact with the toilet paper does the failing take place. This is referred to as the "Touch Rule".

Writers opinion:
We pretty much all have to be in agreement that a Kaki Kessem is a perfect combination of convenience and pleasure. Truly one of the underrated miracles that exist on this earth....Thank you
"I've only had 2 Kaki Kessems in my life. But boy were those first wipes clean"

"As soon as I realize that I have experienced a Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic) , I immediately text my friend 'man my T.P. is so white dude'"