maggles

a dirty, senseless, airheaded athlete (often soccer player) who thinks that she is better than any and everything in every way. this may include, but is not limited to academics, looks, athletics, cooking, drinking, dancing, eating the food previously cooked (or food that others cooked). when in fact maggles is inferior to most human beings, and some breeds of dogs.

Anderson: I can't believe I pulled a 93 on that last math test!
Maggles: Yea thats ok... if youre retarded. I got a 110
Anderson: There was no bonus?
Maggles: yea... if you didn't sleep with the professor ;)

by sloandogmillionaire March 22, 2011

Maggle

The way WWE announcer John Bradshaw Layfield Pronounce's fellow commentator Michael Cole's name.

JBL:"And some amazing offence from Roman Reigns, wouldn't you agree Maggle?"

by KeyholeMaggle July 22, 2018

Meggles

Nickname for "Megan" or "Meagan".

"Hey Meggles, want to grab lunch later?"

by largeboat January 9, 2012

muggles

Ordinary non-magic folk in the Harry Potter series.

Mr. and Mrs. Dursley are muggles

by Anonymous November 26, 2002

mugglesauce

Noun; Slang
1. Used to describe a person or event that fails to fully meet their
potential and/or fails to accomplish its purpose
2. Disappointing, inadequate, insufficient, poor, lame
3. In reference to the term "muggle" used in the Harry Potter books by
JK Rowling, a person who possesses no magical skills or abilities,
hence unable to reach their full 'magical' potential

Trish said she would not go out with the group that night because her pinky hurt. She is mugglesauce.

by David Villegas December 16, 2008

muggles

1. 1930's word for the almighty green, and it isn't about the Benjamins.

2. non magical people in this great series of children books named Harry Potter.

3. ME

1. Hey dude, you got some muggles to smoke.

2. The muggles have facinating toys such as the phone!

3. ME

by muggles76 February 27, 2004

muggles

marijuana: pot, reefer, 'mugs'

Louis Armstrong once smoked muggles with his band right here backstage, right after a concert

by Anonymous November 8, 2002