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a dirty, senseless, airheaded athlete (often soccer player) who thinks that she is better than any and everything in every way. this may include, but is not limited to academics, looks, athletics, cooking, drinking, dancing, eating the food previously cooked (or food that others cooked). when in fact maggles is inferior to most human beings, and some breeds of dogs.

Anderson: I can't believe I pulled a 93 on that last math test!
Maggles: Yea thats ok... if youre retarded. I got a 110
Anderson: There was no bonus?
Maggles: yea... if you didn't sleep with the professor ;)

maggles by sloandogmillionaire March 22, 2011

Maggle

The way WWE announcer John Bradshaw Layfield Pronounce's fellow commentator Michael Cole's name.

JBL:"And some amazing offence from Roman Reigns, wouldn't you agree Maggle?"

Maggle by KeyholeMaggle July 22, 2018

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Meggles

Nickname for "Megan" or "Meagan".

"Hey Meggles, want to grab lunch later?"

Meggles by largeboat January 9, 2012

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muggles

Ordinary non-magic folk in the Harry Potter series.

Mr. and Mrs. Dursley are muggles

muggles by Anonymous November 26, 2002

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mugglesauce

Noun; Slang
1. Used to describe a person or event that fails to fully meet their
potential and/or fails to accomplish its purpose
2. Disappointing, inadequate, insufficient, poor, lame
3. In reference to the term "muggle" used in the Harry Potter books by
JK Rowling, a person who possesses no magical skills or abilities,
hence unable to reach their full 'magical' potential

Trish said she would not go out with the group that night because her pinky hurt. She is mugglesauce.

mugglesauce by David Villegas December 16, 2008

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muggles

1. 1930's word for the almighty green, and it isn't about the Benjamins.

2. non magical people in this great series of children books named Harry Potter.

3. ME

1. Hey dude, you got some muggles to smoke.

2. The muggles have facinating toys such as the phone!

3. ME

muggles by muggles76 February 27, 2004

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muggles

marijuana: pot, reefer, 'mugs'

Louis Armstrong once smoked muggles with his band right here backstage, right after a concert

muggles by Anonymous November 8, 2002

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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