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A lame birthday or Christmas gift. Or Hanukah, Kwanzaa, Yule, etc.
I opened the festive package Christmas morning to discover another Dursley -- a pair of socks.
by VSFH December 23, 2005
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A person who always opens your post, although it is clearly addressed to you, and you want to open it yourself. This can be boiled down to a paranoia that you will soon receive a summons to Hogwarts.
My brother opened my Amazon package, he's such a bloody dursley.
by AndyTheRoo May 21, 2011
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A small town in England near Gloucester. JK Rowling named a Family after the Town in her Harry Potter stories. It is known for its high population of inbreds, chavs and EU citizens. A slow walk around Dursley will likely result in death or serious injury from slipping in Dog poo. Star Wars character 'Obi-Wan Kenobi' once described Dursley as being 'a wretched hive of scum and villainy.'
I've heard the nightclub in Dursley is used to train astronauts, as they have to move slowly to lift their feet from the sticky floor.
by GlosGirl69 February 25, 2017
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