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Dursley
A person who always opens your post, although it is clearly addressed to you, and you want to open it yourself. This can be boiled down to a paranoia that you will soon receive a summons to Hogwarts.
Dursley by AndyTheRoo June 22, 2011
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Dursley
A small town in England near Gloucester. JK Rowling named a Family after the Town in her Harry Potter stories. It is known for its high population of inbreds, chavs and EU citizens. A slow walk around Dursley will likely result in death or serious injury from slipping in Dog poo. Star Wars character 'Obi-Wan Kenobi' once described Dursley as being 'a wretched hive of scum and villainy.'
I've heard the nightclub in Dursley is used to train astronauts, as they have to move slowly to lift their feet from the sticky floor.
Dursley by GlosGirl69 February 25, 2017
Dudley Dursley
A character in the HP series, Harry's cousin, who is stupid, fat, and a spoiled little brat. Dudley has the nickname Big D to his gang, who are all big and stupid, and the name Duddeykins to his mother. Harry likes to torment Dudley with the threat of magic.
"Mother, I want some more bacon, so make Harry get me some."- Dudley
"You stupid fat lard! Get your own frickin food! Or I'll turn you into a toad."-Harry
"Mommy! Harry's going to do the- the- the thing!!"- Dudley. *fake cry, fall off chair*
"You stupid fat lard! Get your own frickin food! Or I'll turn you into a toad."-Harry
"Mommy! Harry's going to do the- the- the thing!!"- Dudley. *fake cry, fall off chair*
Dudley Dursley by Caleb K June 28, 2005
The Dursley's
Some of the worst people in the whole entire Harry Potter Series.
Although Dudley does come around in the end, let's face it, we all hated them.
Although Dudley does come around in the end, let's face it, we all hated them.
random person reading HP for the first time: OMG!!!! I totally HATE the Dursley's like with my whole BEING!!!
potterheads everywhere: we know, we know
potterheads everywhere: we know, we know
The Dursley's by soccergrl2323 November 29, 2016
Duddykins Dursley
(1) noun: the wrong asian
(2) noun: an individual who, but for the kindness of strangers and/or the liability the Maze, would still be lost in said maze
(3) noun: an inidividual who, due to his own failure, is bitter as hell
(4) verb: to become an individual who, but for the kindness of strangers and/or the liability the Maze, would still be lost in said maze
(5) noun: an individual who is well-known to be of questionable moral standing, foul temperament, and inexplicable constant hunger
(6) noun: A SORE LOSER
(2) noun: an individual who, but for the kindness of strangers and/or the liability the Maze, would still be lost in said maze
(3) noun: an inidividual who, due to his own failure, is bitter as hell
(4) verb: to become an individual who, but for the kindness of strangers and/or the liability the Maze, would still be lost in said maze
(5) noun: an individual who is well-known to be of questionable moral standing, foul temperament, and inexplicable constant hunger
(6) noun: A SORE LOSER
Man, so my girlfriend wanted to do something special for me and said I should meet her at the center of this awesome corn maze. But when I got there, I just Duddykins Dursley'd, and now I have no idea what she was going to do. She dumped me a few hours later.
Duddykins Dursley by Ringer of the Bell of Success October 29, 2010
The Dursley's
Some of the worst people in the whole entire Harry Potter Series.
Although Dudley does come around in the end, let's face it, we all hated them.
Although Dudley does come around in the end, let's face it, we all hated them.
random person reading HP for the first time: OMG!!!! I totally HATE the Dursley's like with my whole BEING!!!
potterheads everywhere: we know, we know
potterheads everywhere: we know, we know
The Dursley's by soccergrl2323 November 29, 2016
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