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Mater Head 

A southern reference to the big red tip of a penis
Hey bitch, come suck on this mater head

Mater Head 

A nickname of a country boy from the deep south. The name was past down father to son. There is only two "Mater Head's" that are still alive today.
To this date nobody knows who made up the nickname Mater Head, but the saying behind the name goes "He mater hate it or mater like it".
Mater Head by Mater Head II April 18, 2008

Bill Maher Head Slam 

A hypothetical sex act purportedly invented by comedian/orator/cunt addict Bill Maher, in which prostaglandins (vaginal dilators) are administered to a woman, while a man wearing a nasal respirator (to allow use of mouth) shoves his head into the dilated vagina, and orally stimulates the Gräfenburg Spot (G-spot) until the woman orgasms. Comedienne/actress Sarah Silverman is allegedly the first woman to have received the first Bill Maher Head Slam, thus no prostaglandins would have been needed. No proof yet exists of it ever happening, and shouldn't be preformed without a licensed obstetrician or Bill Maher present.
conservative man: What would you like me to do honey.

liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)

conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.

(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)

head maker 

A girl (or guy) who makes you feel good about yourself but only does this to let you down hard so they can obtain enjoyment or feel powerful.
That girl is only going out with you for fun, and she is going to break up with you for no reason, she is a head maker.
head maker by lqidsun July 30, 2005