machtig
an australian mythical creature from queensland, who awakens from a century long slumber to warn the inhabitants of internet chat forums.
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Machigainai
Machigainai by ShashankS December 9, 2009
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machtig • mächtige jib • machigainai • MacHighver • Machigne • machigni • Machi Gotchi • mach nigger • Mach Tisch
MacHighver
v. 1. To use ingenuity to fix or remedy a problem relating to cannabis, using only the tools available at hand. 2. To jury-rig a smoking device.
n. Someone who can regularly cobble together bongs or pipes using only the tools available at hand.
n. Someone who can regularly cobble together bongs or pipes using only the tools available at hand.
"All I have is this Squash, a trumpet mouth-piece, and a pair of scissors- lets smoke this shit, MacHighver style"
MacHighver Says: "I used a gallon of milk, scotch tape, and a leather-punch to make a bong, and got so baked."
MacHighver Says: "I used a gallon of milk, scotch tape, and a leather-punch to make a bong, and got so baked."
MacHighver by PfhorRunner December 23, 2009
mächtige jib
A slang term used to describe an exceptionally potent or powerful joint, referring to a rolled cigarette containing hash or weed. The word "mächtiger," derived from German, conveys the idea of "more powerful" or "mightier," suggesting that the joint in question is of higher potency or contains a larger quantity of cannabis. This slang term is said to be exclusive to and used affectionately between brothers who share a deep bond and mutual enthusiasm for consuming potent joints, signifying their close relationship and shared appreciation for cannabis consumption.
The claim suggests that this term originated in the streets of Kreis 11 in Zürich, also known as the "Ohio" of Europe due to its allegedly dangerous and ghetto-like circumstances.
The claim suggests that this term originated in the streets of Kreis 11 in Zürich, also known as the "Ohio" of Europe due to its allegedly dangerous and ghetto-like circumstances.
mächtige jib by sicario ohni maske... July 30, 2023
machigainai
word that trancendes all complimentary words; such as fabulous, gorgeous, amazing, magnificant and etc. Often shouted, due to uncontrollably excellent feeling.
A: "Did you see his new Jaguar?"
B: "Yeah, it's totally machigainai."
A: "How was the party last night?"
B: "Machigainai!"
B: "Yeah, it's totally machigainai."
A: "How was the party last night?"
B: "Machigainai!"
machigainai by soniact September 3, 2008
machigainai
word that trancendes all complimentary words; such as fabulous, gorgeous, amazing, magnificant and etc. Often shouted due to uncontrolled excitement.
A: "How was the party last night?"
B: "Free booze all night long. It was machigainai!"
A: "You can use the VIP lounge."
B: "Machigainai!"
B: "Free booze all night long. It was machigainai!"
A: "You can use the VIP lounge."
B: "Machigainai!"
machigainai by soniact June 23, 2006
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