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an australian mythical creature from queensland, who awakens from a century long slumber to warn the inhabitants of internet chat forums.
machtig: be careful
vandal: and jizz
machtig by Seals October 17, 2006
Words you can keep

Machigainai 

adj.
1. Without mistake
2. Undoubtedly
"Sakki no jutsu, machigainai, Rasenganda!"
Meaning:
The jutsu undoubtedly is the Rasengan.
Machigainai by ShashankS December 9, 2009

MacHighver 

v. 1. To use ingenuity to fix or remedy a problem relating to cannabis, using only the tools available at hand. 2. To jury-rig a smoking device.

n. Someone who can regularly cobble together bongs or pipes using only the tools available at hand.
"All I have is this Squash, a trumpet mouth-piece, and a pair of scissors- lets smoke this shit, MacHighver style"

MacHighver Says: "I used a gallon of milk, scotch tape, and a leather-punch to make a bong, and got so baked."
MacHighver by PfhorRunner December 23, 2009

mächtige jib 

A slang term used to describe an exceptionally potent or powerful joint, referring to a rolled cigarette containing hash or weed. The word "mächtiger," derived from German, conveys the idea of "more powerful" or "mightier," suggesting that the joint in question is of higher potency or contains a larger quantity of cannabis. This slang term is said to be exclusive to and used affectionately between brothers who share a deep bond and mutual enthusiasm for consuming potent joints, signifying their close relationship and shared appreciation for cannabis consumption.

The claim suggests that this term originated in the streets of Kreis 11 in Zürich, also known as the "Ohio" of Europe due to its allegedly dangerous and ghetto-like circumstances.
"broo gibts heute noch einer"
"jaaa bro, mächtige jib"
"tmm"

machigni 

Mother Fucker
Used primarily in Nepal and the Licoln American Schoolin KTM
Machigni, that ketti is kusum chwank!
machigni by Bigrattus September 24, 2005

machigainai 

word that trancendes all complimentary words; such as fabulous, gorgeous, amazing, magnificant and etc. Often shouted, due to uncontrollably excellent feeling.
A: "Did you see his new Jaguar?"
B: "Yeah, it's totally machigainai."

A: "How was the party last night?"
B: "Machigainai!"
machigainai by soniact September 3, 2008

machigainai 

word that trancendes all complimentary words; such as fabulous, gorgeous, amazing, magnificant and etc. Often shouted due to uncontrolled excitement.
A: "How was the party last night?"
B: "Free booze all night long. It was machigainai!"

A: "You can use the VIP lounge."
B: "Machigainai!"
machigainai by soniact June 23, 2006
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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