paper mache

When masturbating into a Kleenex and the left over papers get stuck on your dick, looking like paper mache.

You: I forgot to remove the pieces of Kleenex from my dick..

Girl: Is that paper mache?

by JustRob September 13, 2009

Mach Jesus

Approximately 476,000,000,000 m/h.

"Mans was goin mach jesus" -man who saw a mans goin mach jesus

by StoveX November 5, 2021

penis mache

Formed by quickly wrapping a tissue around your member right after sex so you can slide off the bed without dripping excess semen all over the place. By the time you reach the edge of the bed and attempt to remove the tissue to clean up, the semen soaked paper has glued itself to your member much like paper mache and it can be extremely difficult to remove all the little bits.

"Damn it, I wallpapered my dick again just to avoid staining the sheets. Gonna need a chisel to remove this dried penis mache. "

by eyesee63 November 24, 2013

pecker mache

The process of making porno mag pages stick together. Can also be considered goober glue.

My little brother fucked up my Hustler with his pecker mache.

by Shayfus December 9, 2007

Mach 5

Speed Racer's race car!

I will survive, in my Mach 5.

by George January 5, 2005

Mach Jesus

Driving too fast for your own good.

I saw the police chasing this car down the street at mach jesus.

by Shane Harrison June 3, 2007

Mach Nine

A term used to describe how fast you are driving when you are running well over the legal speed limit.

Mark and Todd were running Mach Nine on Highway 12 while they were wipping kittys and downing Coors light!

Mike and Bobby had to rip it up to Mach Nine to out run the County Mounty on the back way to the lake the other night to go drag racing!

by Freckman February 2, 2007