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A term used to describe an objects insanely high rate of speed.
joe: why were you late for work today mike?

mike: cause the douche-bag who drives the bus insists that he blow by my stop at Mach Jesus so he doesnt have to pick anyone up, so i missed it.
by Sadistic11B January 15, 2009
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