tit monster

the elderly woman with the over-inflated basketballs under her blouse that sits on the bench in public square (in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania) that tries to coerce pedestrians into buying a dirty comb for 10 cents.
Tit Monster: *in a gravelly voice* HEY. Wanna buy a comb?
by Henry Kissenger July 11, 2008
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Monster tits

Tits that are between Qcup to 32-inch breast sizes.
by LinkxPeach June 15, 2025
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