now this. this person is really cool. he is the swaggiest of them all and possibly even swaggier than you. although im pretty sure he is taken (haha by me /j) so no you can’t have him and uh yeah you should definitely follow him on tiktok so that you’ll gain swag energy from his posts
some straight guy: “who’s m0ssly_? i get him all over my fyp”
awcusse: “WHOS M0SSLY_???? get out of my face we aren’t friends anymore”
some straight guy: “what?”
and from there on that guy had to sit on the lunch tables alone for the rest of his life. the end
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.