lurkabating

Masterbating while lurking around FB

"Matt was too busy to respond to my IM because he was too busy lurkabating."

by Kendi February 13, 2014

Lurkerbating

To masturbate to something someone else is doing inconspicuously.

"I caught Dylan lurkerbating outside my window while I was looking up porn!"
Cody-You should close your blinds when you do that.

by The Guy With The Pants January 25, 2011