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lunch bag 

usually the stage before being a cornballer , one who's age does not reflect their sexual appetite, their unperky Down Pointers , a neen who dwells in the suburbia of russel looking for a fix.
brent steele you fucking neener, leave those cornballer's and lunchbags alone you cooter stick
lunch bag by J-BOMB January 28, 2004

lunch-bag 

the clean version of douche-bag; can be used in business situations.
Those lunch-bags totally stole our business plan!
lunch-bag by megeditor February 28, 2009

Minnesota Lunch Bag 

the act of a man shitting into a woman's vagina and stapling it shut
Yeah I Minnesota Lunch Bagged dat bitchh

brown bag lunch 

When a gentleman places his scrotum and testicles inside the anal cavity of the young lady thus acquiring said "brown bag". The coated scrotum is then placed into the womans mouth thus creating a "Brown Bag Lunch".
After a stimulating night at the opera Theodore surprised Emily with a Brown Bag Lunch. As per Jeeves, the butler, cleanup was "ghastly".
brown bag lunch by Dick Throbbington February 21, 2011

bag lunch 

When three or more guys share a condom, and the girl slurps the collective jizz down.
"I didn't believe her when she said that's what she wanted, but Crash begged for a bag lunch. I'm just glad I was the first with the condom, I don't want the AIDS."
bag lunch by Ill-tempered Pirate November 28, 2007

tijuana bag lunch 

A bottle of muscatel in a brown paper bag. Any other fortified wine like MD 20-20, Cisco, Night Train Flambeau, Ripple ia caaeptable.
It was 9 a.m. and the lush guzzled down a tijuana bag lunch and threw the empty into the street.