lumpy back

A sex position where those marks from sleeping well are rubbed against ur S.O.’s junk.

She gave him a lumpy back.

by Beans1122331 July 6, 2021

Lumpy Space Princess

An obese person in clothing that wears clothes at least 2 sizes too small, shorthand LSP

That lady in a onesie is a Lumpy Space Princess! Stay away from her you’ll contract a case of the lumps

by Stankypanky69 March 31, 2020

lumpy bastard

no good shit head coke sniffing pos welfare collecting alcoholic family disappointing skin walker vibes trash bitch

Ex: “like oh her is that her ex Brendan? I heard he was a lumpy bastard.... “

by dictionary2020 September 14, 2020

Lumpy custard

Something or somebody that's difficult, problematic or troublesome.

My elderly mother can be lumpy custard.

by Paulsteven March 6, 2016

lumpy fountain

when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.

Jimi Hendrix died from a lumpy fountain

by thechilde March 12, 2008

lumpy jeans

When you get a boner while wearing jeans and the jeans won't move and it feels weird as hell. Also a great excuse to go the bathroom after an awkward conversation

Ahh crap guys, I got lumpy jeans. Gotta go.

by Aiden226 April 6, 2016

lumpy humpy

when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.

George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"

John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"

George: "That must have been painful..."

by dasvidaniya September 28, 2019