We've heard of luke warm water, luke warm coffee. Luke cold is when something isn't too hot, isn't too cold. its that perfect temperature. Luke cold water is when you put water in the fridge for about 15/30 mins. chugging temperature.
LukeCold is when you get a drink, put it in the fridge for about 15-30 minutes and then It's not TOO cold but definitely not warm, perfect for chugging.
Ali: wife is the waterlukecold yet?
Evren: no my king.
You know that moment where you realize that you left your hot chocolate on the counter in the kitchen? Then... you jump up, sprint over, and pick it up. Then you take a sip and it’s kinda cold. Well...that’s luke-cold. #lukecoldisaword
a nicely chilled beverage that has reached the brink of warmness; alomst too warm to drink, but not quite. Usually the cup or can still feels cool to the touch, while the beverage contained within is... not so much.
Upon returning from a long meeting, parched after having given an hour-long presentation on the benefits of telecommuting, Dave was pleased to find that his Mountain Dew was still lukecold. "Yuck" his coworkers said as he took a big swig."What? It's still lukecold." Dave replied.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*