Some girl told my friend that she wouldn't continue to "date" him unless he was dating other people. They had recently become intimate again. We established that the scenario resulted in a ludicrocracy because he only gets to sleep with this girl if he's trying to sleep with other girls but not if he's not. Also, she's still fine dating other people.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak