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lucky cigarette 

An excuse not to give your last cigarette away.

Your "lucky" is a cigarette that you turn upside-down first before smoking any others in the pack, and is intended to be the last cigarette of the pack that you smoke.

This is only one of many possible reasons behind the lucky cigarette.
Thing 1: "Hey man, can I bum a smoke?"
Thing 2: "Sorry...I've only got my lucky cigarette."
lucky cigarette by VooDooXII February 18, 2009
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Lucky Cigarette 

The lucky cigarette is made by a set of rules ending in luck. There are several ways of determining which cigarette is the lucky one. Some people like to pick the 3rd cigarette in the front row from the left. Others like to open up the pack and slightly shake it down or flick the bottom of the pack to see which cigarette comes out the farthest. Then the chosen cigarette gets turned upside down to be considered the lucky cigarette. The lucky cigarette is meant to be smoked last to give that person luck for that day. But if the lucky cigarette does not get smoked last then you receive bad luck. To gain the luck back you must smoke someone else's lucky cigarette to reverse the bad luck.
Sebastian: "Why are you flipping that cigarette upside down Patricia?"
Patricia: "Because this is meant to be the lucky cigarette!"
Sebastian: "Oh that's awesome, wish I had some luck."
Patricia: "Next time you get a pack, flip the lucky one!"
Lucky Cigarette by remlebocaj September 30, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026