lozage 

Getting embarassed in front of someone you want to impress or making a bafoon out of yourself in a way that makes people say, "Dude you totally lost."

Yesterday I was walking up the stairs on campus with this girl I liked and fell, experiencing some serious lozage lose lost embarass.

lozage by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009

lomage 

Originates from Lincolnshire, U.K.

1. (noun) An extremely fat, lazy individual, usually so intellectually limited that their only method of communication is to slowly nod their greasy head whilst maintaining eye contact with the TV. They can only walk in a waddle due to their unusually large body mass

2. (noun) A completely useless and ineffective object (sometimes person) that only causes inconvenience and annoyance. Also LOMAGING in this context.

3. (verb) The process of moving oneself from point A to point B in a slovenly manner, usually waddling as described in the first definition.

1. "Did you see that obese fuck outside?"

"Yeah, she was a complete lomage"

2. "I just banged my thigh on this lomaging cupboard"

3. "I'm about to lomage myself over to the shops, want to come?"

lomage by Lincolnshire Lomage March 20, 2019

Loagen 

A blonde, small person who is completely accident-prone, is hypocritical, a nuisance to this Earth, and only watches the youtuber Pyrocynical.

You are such a Loagen.

Loagen by TheSpicyPickle November 24, 2019

lovage 

Old english lovage, alcoholic cordial. Savor the old english cordial orignally distilled from Devon herbs and spices, using the secret recipe handed down for generations; and still one of Devon's most popular imbibes. Traditionally drunk 2 parts lovage to 1 part brandy as a soothing winter warmer, but if you want something a little more explicit, we recommend 2 parts hennessey to one part lovage. Enjoy, baby.

I love the lovage, baby.

lovage by JenThe80'sFan July 29, 2004

LOLage 

The act of Laughing Out Load (LOL), expressed as a noun.

"Dude, that shiz was total LOLage."
"LOLage!!"
"Fuck, you'll LOlage and spill your drink if you don't wise up, fool."

LOLage by voiceinsideyou May 29, 2003

Lolagery 

An overload of LOLs which aren't laughed out loud.

"Oh my god look at this funny picture"

"Lolagery"

Lolagery by Lolagery December 30, 2014

Lobageddon 

Lobageddon happens when everyone keeps lobbing it to everyone else in a circular manner creating a syntax type error in the lob system. This leads to gaps in the space time continuum and ultimately, lobageddon.

Hey guys, my name is billy hall, I used to work at spatula city and we experienced lobageddon last week. My company no longer exists but I hope you might hire me because I’m pretty cool.

Lobageddon by The real hogs October 5, 2018