Getting embarassed in front of someone you want to impress or making a bafoon out of yourself in a way that makes people say, "Dude you totally lost."
Yesterday I was walking up the stairs on campus with this girl I liked and fell, experiencing some serious lozage lose lost embarass.
by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009
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1. (noun) An extremely fat, lazy individual, usually so intellectually limited that their only method of communication is to slowly nod their greasy head whilst maintaining eye contact with the TV. They can only walk in a waddle due to their unusually large body mass
2. (noun) A completely useless and ineffective object (sometimes person) that only causes inconvenience and annoyance. Also LOMAGING in this context.
3. (verb) The process of moving oneself from point A to point B in a slovenly manner, usually waddling as described in the first definition.
1. (noun) An extremely fat, lazy individual, usually so intellectually limited that their only method of communication is to slowly nod their greasy head whilst maintaining eye contact with the TV. They can only walk in a waddle due to their unusually large body mass
2. (noun) A completely useless and ineffective object (sometimes person) that only causes inconvenience and annoyance. Also LOMAGING in this context.
3. (verb) The process of moving oneself from point A to point B in a slovenly manner, usually waddling as described in the first definition.
1. "Did you see that obese fuck outside?"
"Yeah, she was a complete lomage"
2. "I just banged my thigh on this lomaging cupboard"
3. "I'm about to lomage myself over to the shops, want to come?"
"Yeah, she was a complete lomage"
2. "I just banged my thigh on this lomaging cupboard"
3. "I'm about to lomage myself over to the shops, want to come?"
by Lincolnshire Lomage March 20, 2019
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A blonde, small person who is completely accident-prone, is hypocritical, a nuisance to this Earth, and only watches the youtuber Pyrocynical.
by TheSpicyPickle November 24, 2019
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"Fuck, you'll LOlage and spill your drink if you don't wise up, fool."
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by voiceinsideyou May 29, 2003
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Get the Lolagery mug.Lobageddon happens when everyone keeps lobbing it to everyone else in a circular manner creating a syntax type error in the lob system. This leads to gaps in the space time continuum and ultimately, lobageddon.
Hey guys, my name is billy hall, I used to work at spatula city and we experienced lobageddon last week. My company no longer exists but I hope you might hire me because I’m pretty cool.
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