A term used to describe someone whose curiosity pushed the limit and does not stop. People will most often give this person a limited number of questions to ask in a certain period of time.

Bowmater: "question, question, question, etc."
Person: "Bowmater, you were only allowed 3 questions a day."
Bowmater: "Yes, but I was just asking..."
Everyone: "SHUTUP!!!"
Bowmater: "mumbles softly to himself in anguish."

Bowmater by So Incommodious June 6, 2014

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cowmaster

When someone is fat, lazy and so full of flatulence their entire existence is substantially similar to a cow. And because a human has free will and is master of his/her domain, he/she transmogrifies into the cowmaster. The cowmaster is free to consume all things and contribute zero to society until he/she dies a gluttonous death.

"Look at that cowmaster! Holy crap!!! Sitting in a lawn chair, ice cream cone in one hand and slice of pizza in the other, watching as his wife uses a push mower to cut the front yard".

cowmaster by Above_Reproach May 27, 2014

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Boomster

A member of the baby boomer generation who is as cool as he or she can possibly be, given the constraints of his or her age.

Wow, look at Jack and Juls shake it! They're real boomsters.

Boomster by PetPilot January 9, 2015

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Carl Bowmaker

Carl Bowmaker is usually a ginger and foul creature found in the North East. Whilst there have been a number of recent sightings of this mythical beast its habitat is still not clear. Approach with caution as the Carl Bowmaker is known to have a short temper.

I saw a right Carl Bowmaker the other day. It was terrifying!

Carl Bowmaker by brythomas1993 September 7, 2018

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