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automatic loveletter

one the best best bands ever! girl singer juliet simms
they pretty much are one of the most inperational bands around
question: did u check out automatic loveletter at the warped tour last night?
answer: o ya man they totaly kicked booty!

automatic loveletter

Automatic Loveletter is an awesome band with a female singer, Juliet Simms, who will kick Hayley Williams ass any day. Their poetic lyrics are inspirational and have a great depth and meaning to them.
Tuma: I saw paramore in concert the other day.
Buttahman: Fuck yeah? Well I saw Automatic Loveletter, and they sing better and have better lyrics.
automatic loveletter by Motato October 20, 2008

LoveLetter 

a computer worm written in Microsoft's visual basic scripting that originated in May 2000 in the Philippines.

It spread by sending itself by email to all of the contacts of an infected machine, the original variant with subject "ILOVEYOU" and contents "kindly check the attached LOVELETTER coming from me." The key to its success was a false file extension; as the attachment was named "LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.TXT.vbs", most people would assume it was an innocuous text file as the true extension would be hidden by default. The machine would become infected as soon as the attachment was opened.

On an infected machine, the script would copy its contents into two trojans on key windows directories, and add itself to run on startup. It changed the IE home page to a site from which to download a trojan, named "WIN-BUGSFIX.exe," which was likely used to steal passwords. The most harmful payload of all was its replication scheme. The original variant would copy its contents into all other image, script and audio files in any directory and append the ".vbs" extension to their name so that they would turn into duplicates of the malware and their original contents would be lost forever (except for mp3s, which were hidden instead). Other variants were made to overwrite system files too.

The creator of the malware, Onel De Guzman, was eventually caught. The malware was estimated to have caused billions in damage.
*receives loveletter email from friend*
Smh, how did he fall for this?
LoveLetter by WolframAlphaZero August 29, 2021

Lovelettes 

The cheesy omlettes that you make for him the morning after, hungover on love and the naive illusion that these mornings will last you a lifetime.
I spent all of June making him lovelettes and he didn't even wait to...
Lovelettes by myetwin January 11, 2011

Modern day loveletter 

pretty much just your feelings through texts
Boy: i luv yur i's

Girl: aw thxs bby

The Modern day loveletter
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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