love nuts 

Pain and swelling in the testicles when the male becomes extremely aroused, but is denied the sex act. Same meaning as blue balls.

Man, she don't put out - that's three nights in a row I've gone home with love nuts.

love nuts by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

fuzzy love nuts 

When a man squeezes his hairy scrotum between his legs forcing the scrotum into the shape of a heart.

Sara was excited when Tim gave her fuzzy love nuts for Valentine's day.

fuzzy love nuts by CaptDick985 February 14, 2014

You're going to love my nuts. 

The famous phrase that Vince, or the Sham-wow guy says during his infomercial for the Slap chop.

Watch this, you're going to love my nuts.

You're going to love my nuts. by Dj Djuric July 24, 2009

Lovenuts 

The pain a person feels in his balls after not getting any.

"Last night she took me home but then we didn't have sex and I got stuck with a pair of lovenuts..."

Lovenuts by Edrill July 10, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019