Loughner

to smoke such good weed that it messes up your head and you lose your mind, get totally paranoid, and lose touch with the reality of how the world works
Jared Loughner: "They use mind control; they control the grammar, my college is the biggest scam in America, a genocide school that will make me homeless"

Joe: "You know about the military industrial complex, I'm telling you, they just keep putting a new person in power *takes a long drag of purple haze* "Yo dis is some good shit yo want some? ....."
Rick: "No, who's they"
Joe: "You know, it's THEM."
Rick: ""no I don't, don't get all Jared Loughner on my ass."

by joes222222222222 January 19, 2011

loughner

To eliminate solid waste, to defecate. Also referes to the feces itself.

Man, I ate all that mexican food last night and when I got up this morning I had to loughner really bad.

That loughner smelled so bad I had to light two matches.

by facistpig January 15, 2011

Jared Lee Loughner

The alleged psychotic gunman that went on a shooting rampage in January 2011. Characterized as being a virgin, talking in circles and simple riddles, and shaving all the hair off his head.

Jared Lee Loughner: If the turd is brown, then brown is the turd.

by The Simpletonian January 19, 2011

Loughery Ness Monster

A non-mysterious, well seen microsized penis or vagina.

Wow it was amazing to see Rob Loughery Ness Monster penis today, it sure is small.

by Harry McGill July 20, 2011

lougher

Another word for fluffer, a male blow-job giver. Attractive male.

What a fucking lougher lover

by ellwej May 9, 2011

Loughney

of Irish orgin something along the lines of "biggest bullshitter" also the founder of assbook. Usually found stumbling around the streets at odd hours of the night slurring their words.

"That person is so drunk, they're a Loughney!"

by rizrey April 28, 2010

Katie Loughney

Not your typical girl. Katie’s different, VERY different. She’s a 10ft tall petrified cat. She hates when her 2 friends, Betsy and Brock cause havoc by leaking her address! She loves her friends and has a crush on Tyler Crew (insta: @tyler.crew_). She loves her friends and family and adores takis (the purple ones)

Person 1: ugh my hat is stuck on the Empire State Building...
Person 2: don’t worry, Katie Loughney can reach it!

Katie Loughney: HAHAH LOL ROTFL. Frozen 2 is so funny
*tyler walks in*
Katie Loughney: 🤤🤤🙀😍

by Franny_the_dog December 8, 2019