Loughney

of Irish orgin something along the lines of "biggest bullshitter" also the founder of assbook. Usually found stumbling around the streets at odd hours of the night slurring their words.

"That person is so drunk, they're a Loughney!"

by rizrey April 28, 2010

Katie Loughney

Not your typical girl. Katie’s different, VERY different. She’s a 10ft tall petrified cat. She hates when her 2 friends, Betsy and Brock cause havoc by leaking her address! She loves her friends and has a crush on Tyler Crew (insta: @tyler.crew_). She loves her friends and family and adores takis (the purple ones)

Person 1: ugh my hat is stuck on the Empire State Building...
Person 2: don’t worry, Katie Loughney can reach it!

Katie Loughney: HAHAH LOL ROTFL. Frozen 2 is so funny
*tyler walks in*
Katie Loughney: 🤤🤤🙀😍

by Franny_the_dog December 8, 2019

Jared Lee Loughner

The alleged psychotic gunman that went on a shooting rampage in January 2011. Characterized as being a virgin, talking in circles and simple riddles, and shaving all the hair off his head.

Jared Lee Loughner: If the turd is brown, then brown is the turd.

by The Simpletonian January 19, 2011

Loughrey

'To do a loughrey'

This is a colloquial term from Coleraine, County Londonderry, Northern Ireland.

The phrase refers to a method of laughter; the perpetrator unveils the joke and proceeds to slap their leg. Simultaneously, the perpetrator adopts an inhuman grin, projects a dry hoarse laugh and scans the room with piercing, desperate eyes with the intention to induce laughter from at least one sympathetic person.

If the attempt is unsuccessful, the perpetrator must proceed to insult someone to cover up their failure.

Perpetrator: ''That's what she says''
Victims: ''Naw man''
Perpetrator: ''Well I'd shag Lyndsay Taggart''
Victims: ''Don't try to pull a Loughrey''

by Billy Leondard April 24, 2010

The Loughrey

A (sexual/rape) maneuver whereby the victim is forced to engage in
sexual acts with small-medium sized animals, usually a cat, small dog or rodent, whilst the rapist stands over and watches to his desire.
The first "Loughrey" act was performed by and named after luke george loughrey, whereby he let loose his caged and crazed rodent "bollenger" on a helpless victim.

"Whatever you sick bastard tries do not attempt the loughrey maneuver"

by billy timy smith II November 28, 2007

Loughner

to smoke such good weed that it messes up your head and you lose your mind, get totally paranoid, and lose touch with the reality of how the world works
Jared Loughner: "They use mind control; they control the grammar, my college is the biggest scam in America, a genocide school that will make me homeless"

Joe: "You know about the military industrial complex, I'm telling you, they just keep putting a new person in power *takes a long drag of purple haze* "Yo dis is some good shit yo want some? ....."
Rick: "No, who's they"
Joe: "You know, it's THEM."
Rick: ""no I don't, don't get all Jared Loughner on my ass."

by joes222222222222 January 19, 2011

loughner

To eliminate solid waste, to defecate. Also referes to the feces itself.

Man, I ate all that mexican food last night and when I got up this morning I had to loughner really bad.

That loughner smelled so bad I had to light two matches.

by facistpig January 15, 2011