lotsateeth Share definition Flag Someone who has hardly ANY teeth at all....maybe 3 or 4. Used more as a sarcastic remark than anything else. Look at that whitetrash person. Yeah....when he smiles, he has lotsateeth! lotsateeth by Kennedy December 1, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the lotsateeth mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch