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laserfist 

Laserfist. A fist primarily made out of a body of coherant energy, namely, in this case a "laser". The "laser" is then formed into the shape of a fist.
Bob got angry and readied his laserfist for battle. He struck Neil who was then obliterated into a fine bloody mist.
laserfist by Laserfist January 9, 2008

laserdisc 

A home video format that was the pre-cursor to DVD. Stored movies on double sided 12" optical discs. Helped popularize "Bonus Features" on home video releases.
Movie Buff: "Before DVD, we were watchin' Laserdisc!"
laserdisc by SuperSonicX June 10, 2005
Loser or nerd in an upbeat, friendly fashion. An amicable term commonly used among friends to describe a person who undertakes an act of lameness.
1) Josh: The levels of dihydrogen monoxide in our drinking water have recently reached alarming levels.

Noah: Oh Josh, you're such a loserfish (endearing tone).

2) Noah: Hey Josh, its Friday night, do you want to come out with me and paint the town red along with some chicks we shall meet at the bar?

Josh: Nah, I don't feel like, I think I'll just stay home and read my new Encyclopedia of Nietzsche.

Noah: Oh Josh, you're such a loserfish (endearing tone).

loseristic

"Hey Tom, I've been waiting all day and Shela still didn't call"
"You waited all day? That's pretty loseristic."
loseristic by Epicstickman January 1, 2017
Why do you have to be such a loserfish all the time (blub blub)?
Loserfish by Shelly Stewart July 24, 2008

Loserfest 

A drinking holiday; held on Thanksgiving,Christmas and New Year's Eve. You eat junkfood,watch movies,drink massive amounts of alcohol and end the evening shit-faced and listening to loud rock music.
Man, that loserfest was the best ever! Christmas is for pussies.
Loserfest by TYSON1 January 11, 2009

loserist 

the biggest loser
Jazzy, you are the loserist person in the whole world
loserist by loserist March 17, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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