The rare, and deadly lollerfish, is the sworn enemy of the roflconda, but the roflconda does not know! the lollerfish is purple and crosseyed, and can use its loller powers to FLY!
--"zomg! wtf was that(zor)?!"
--"like OMG! a lollerfish! run(zor)
...... ZORZORZOR!