hoserfish 

Alternate word for hoser. Can either be used to convey affectionate annoyance for a friends offense, or be used to describe enemies who are both hosers and can be equated with a fish's uselessness and lack of intelligence. A breaker of promises, an imposer. Unreasonable.

Joel ate all of our Swedish fish instead of hanging out with us like he said he would. What a hoserfish!

hoserfish by chickensound November 20, 2013

Loserfish

Loser or nerd in an upbeat, friendly fashion. An amicable term commonly used among friends to describe a person who undertakes an act of lameness.

1) Josh: The levels of dihydrogen monoxide in our drinking water have recently reached alarming levels.

Noah: Oh Josh, you're such a loserfish (endearing tone).

2) Noah: Hey Josh, its Friday night, do you want to come out with me and paint the town red along with some chicks we shall meet at the bar?

Josh: Nah, I don't feel like, I think I'll just stay home and read my new Encyclopedia of Nietzsche.

Noah: Oh Josh, you're such a loserfish (endearing tone).

Loserfish by (Jared), Josh, Noah and Sarah January 28, 2008

horsefish 

Alternative name for seahorse.

"Those little horsefish look real cute with their horsey heads and curley tail."
"Yeah. Most people call them 'seahorses' by the way"
"Oh yeah..."

horsefish by robcraine December 20, 2005

horsefish 

A name for seahorses used by people who forget how to speak sometimes

It's like "neigh!!!!!", but in the sea... What is it called again?... I remember! HORSEFISH!!
I think you mean seahorse

horsefish by YouKnowWhoThisIs 9876 June 23, 2014

hoefish 

1. a fishy person, who hoes around
2. all arabs of dearborn

wow. dalya darwish is such a hoefish!

hoefish by suckmehard October 18, 2008

Hookerfish 

A Person who pretends to be someone else (A Catfish) who proceeds to hook up with multiple people pretending to be said person. This person is flirtatious may send nude fake pictures and tell all victims that they love them.

Guy A: "Man She sent you those pictures too!"
Guy B: "So...Thats not really her?"
Guy A: "No apparently, This is Brittany and Elise was pretending be her"
Guy B: "We got Cat fished man"
Guy A: "No man she is a Hookerfish"

Hookerfish by Ulysses G. January 22, 2013

Loserfish

Big fat loser meanyhead buttface

Why do you have to be such a loserfish all the time (blub blub)?

Loserfish by Shelly Stewart July 24, 2008