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loose deuce

Thankfully my cheeks stayed together till I got to the shitter cause that loose deuce would have really made a mess in my pants.
loose deuce by MERVERNATOR April 8, 2005
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Loose Deuce

An ugly female who is known to sleep around.
"Damn look at that chubby hoe with no panties on!"

"Ewhhh, that bitch is a loose deuce."
Loose Deuce by J-Syth October 15, 2011

Loose Deuce

Pick up some dog shit and feel it’s consistency. If it falls out of your hand it is loose if it doesn’t then it’s firm.
I picked up some loose deuce from my dog yesterday.
Loose Deuce by ArchivedHandle69 February 25, 2021

shake a deuce loose 

To take a shit, dump, have a bowel movement, or go number two.
1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.

2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.

3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?

4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?

shake a deuce loose 

To take a shit, dump, have a bowel movement, or go number two.
1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.

2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.

3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?

4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?

deuce loose , deuce loosemeat sandwich 

noun, derived from the french word for two: 1. a particularly sagging vagina
2. referring to some very loose labia.

3. see cameltoe
1. that porno star has a severe case of the deuce loosemeat sandwich.

2.that prostitue is sporting the deuce loose.

The deuce is loose

I had a dozen tacos for lunch and the the deuce was loose about hour later. Or, when you feel a huge crap coming on, you say "The deuce is loose!"
The deuce is loose by Sir_Poopsalot November 19, 2013
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